Here ya go, fresh out of the oven.
Being almost completely code-illiterate, there’s a lot to wrap my noggin around here. But the thoughts my brain keeps cooking up need an outlet, so here it is. I’m working out the bugs, (such as why does this look perfect on my PC at home, but when I pull it up at work the formatting is all different) so if it’s ugly at first you’ll have to cut me a bit of slack. I’ll pretty it up soon.